15 of The Best Insurance Jokes and Insurance Memes of 2019 

Insurance is a serious business, but it can be fun too! While there are some things about the industry that seem funny. Like Keith Richards insuring his middle finger for $1.6 million or insurance for weddings. Even unusual pet health insurance claims like a dog eating a full beehive and its 1000s inhabitants, where the Labrador was awarded by Nationwide. There is an abundance of insurance jokes and insurance memes floating around the internet. 

We’ve compiled some of the best memes and jokes of 2019 for you. Check them out and share them if you like them! 

1. Insurance is a cutthroat business. 

Insurance Agents and The Mafia are very similar.  

Why? 

Both start their pitches with “That’s a nice family you got there. It’d be a shame for them if anything happened to you, wouldn’t it?” 

2. The insurance business is diverse too! 

How do insurance agents, underwriters, and actuaries drive? 

The agent favors the accelerator, the underwriter favors the brakes, and the actuary decides the way forward by looking at the back window. 

3. Different names, same job. 

Enough of the jokes. Time for some memes. 

Does anyone know the difference really? Let us know in the comments below! 

4. The woes of an insurance agent 

Agent: “Thank you Mr. Smith. I wish I had 15 more clients like you.” 

Mr. Smith (surprised): “But why? I file a lot of claims and always pay premiums late.” 

Agent: “I’d still like 15 clients like you. The issue is that I have 150 clients like you.” 

5. Patriots vs insurance agents 

Patrick Henry: “Give me liberty, or give me death.” 

Nathan Hale: “I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.” 

Insurance Agent: “Don’t worry! I have the right life insurance policy for you!” 

6. Flood exclusions can dampen your client’s moods 

7. More Insurance Agent woes

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8. One of the biggest questions plaguing the internet right now. 

9. Getting creative with sales pitches 

Life insurance agents to their clients: “It’s fine, don’t rush. You can sleep on it. If you wake up tomorrow, let me know what you decide.” 

10. Clients always want more for less 

11. One from the client’s POV too. This is probably what they feel like. 

12. Explaining to the clients about the coverages can be a hoot. 

Client: “What will happen if I die in an avalanche?” 

Life insurance agent: “You will be covered.” 

13. Insurance is necessary! 

Girl: “Let’s just be friends.” 

Boy: “Let’s be friends with benefits.” 

Girl: “Does that mean you want sex?” 

Boy: “No, I just want to be added to your health insurance plan.” 

14. The woes of settling claims 

Two friends are driving a car down a hill. 

The first person: “The brakes aren’t working! What do I do?” 

The second person: “Hold on tight, brace yourself, and try to hit something cheap!” 

15. Last but not least, a little bit of love! 

You agents are truly a boon to the industry!  

If you think we should add any more to our list, let us know in the comments below! 

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